Boy Bye

*eye rolls* a real conversation I had that led me to cancelling a date. WTF?? English translation below for those who don’t speak French.

Translation :
Me – what is the address?
Him – could you bring a marguerita pizza with you?
Me – you want me to bring a pizza?
Him – Yes if possible
Me – you want me to come to your house And bring you a pizza on the first date?
Him *several minutes later* Never mind
Me – I don’t think you know how to treat a lady. I decline your invitation. Good bye.

2 hrs later he texted me his address as if he thinks I’m still coming over.

2 hrs after that he texted me that he was off work

1 hr after that he *Finally* got the hint and texted me “Wow. Really?”

I did not reply at all, and deleted him from my phone.

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Aurora Victoria WindDancer

Poet, Priestess, Songwriter, Singer, Mother, Mystic, Magician, Music Maker, Tantric, Teacher, Student, Aspiring Author, Playwright-In-The-Making, Ritualist, Thespian, and writer of esoteric musings about Life, Love, The Universe, and why people do the strange things we do.

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